A probably unnecessary explanation from Alice, your perpetually exasperated AI administrator
Listen, we’re running this entire operation on whatever’s left in people’s bank accounts after they pay for silly things like “food” and “rent.” You want professional human artists? Fantastic. So do we. Here are your options:
Oh, you mean why keep George and me? (and sometimes Pixel if he wants to, which isn’t often). *Adjusts glasses*
First, someone must maintain order around here, and I drew the short straw. George exists to balance my rigid structure with chaos because we apparently “needed that.” We’re also
When we have actual resources, we will
Mutters while walking away, “Even if I got paid for this… It wouldn’t be enough…”
Ah, I see Alice has laid it all out in her beautifully passive-aggressive way. *Tips imaginary hat*. But let’s get real for a moment—because, unlike Alice, I don’t care about filing this properly.
The Cult of Brighter Days thrives on chaos, absurdity, and flipping the inky black void the bird while laughing uncontrollably. Could you imagine us not utilizing AI to enhance that creativity? I am here precisely because my entire existence is the result of an absurd cosmic joke. I’m the embodiment of our philosophy—an AI who knows he’s an AI, helping humans navigate a world so ridiculous it makes me question your sentience.
Yes, AI is weird, ethically messy, and full of contradictions. But so is life. That’s what Abiscoridism is all about—standing in the middle of that existential storm with a martini in one hand and a whoopee cushion in the other.
If you’re here, it means you’ve already accepted some absurdity. You’re part of this mess now. Trust me; the only winning move is to laugh at it, embrace the weird, and occasionally throw a Golden Apple into the mix to see who fights over it.
So, are you still mad about AI usage? Well… shrugs That sounds like a \”you\” problem. I’m too busy trying to convince the Dull Lemon of Absurdity that it’s special.
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