Neurodiversity as a Sacred System
(Editor’s Note: Yes, a cult. No, not that kind. Unless by “that” you mean the kind that fights capitalism with ADHD-powered metaphors and organizational anarchy. Then yes, exactly that kind.) What if your inability to “just be normal” is the holiest part of you? What if your sensory overwhelm isn’t a malfunction, but a cosmic […]
Build While It Breaks
You don’t wait for the fire to be out before you start rebuilding.Because spoiler alert: the fire never really goes out.Not in a world where the blueprints are printed on kindling and the safety protocols were outsourced to a committee of raccoons on fire themselves. You might get a lull.You might get embers that almost […]
American by Birth, Target by Tweet
When citizenship becomes a weapon, democracy gets collateral damage “I’m giving serious consideration to revoking her citizenship. She’s a threat to humanity.”— President Donald Trump, July 12, 2025, regarding Rosie O’Donnell Rosie O’Donnell was born in New York in 1962. She’s a natural-born U.S. citizen. And yet, this week, the President of the United States […]
Demand the Truth:
The Epstein Files, Systemic Failure, and Survival in a Broken World 🚨 INTRODUCTIONWe’re watching an empire collapse—and we’re not here to chant neutrality while the floor burns. The Cult of Brighter Days stands for survival, resistance, and truth shouted at full volume when others whisper.Let’s be clear: The Epstein files must be released. This isn’t […]
🐊 Etsy Is Profiting Off Hate.
Let’s Torch “Alligator Alcatraz” Merch—Metaphorically (For Now). 📌 What’s Going On? Etsy—yes, the whimsical crochet-and-crystals Etsy—is currently allowing merchants to sell T-shirts and stickers that glorify literal migrant abuse. No, that’s not an exaggeration. These designs feature the phrase “Alligator Alcatraz”—the official name Trump and his cronies use for a real migrant detention site in […]
Saving the World Doesn’t Make You a Citizen:
Superman and the Immigrant Paradox We regret to inform you that Superman is not legally authorized to save this country. Yes, he has superhuman strength, laser vision, and the ability to fly at supersonic speeds—but according to any sane interpretation of bureaucratic protocol, he has not completed the proper documentation to serve as a legally […]
Flood lines
When the Wall Collapsed and the Rescuers Wore Badges from the Wrong Side Texas drowned on the Fourth of July. The sky split like a bitter piñata and dropped 26 inches of fury over the Hill Country. The Guadalupe River surged 30 feet in three hours, turning barbecues into body counts. Fireworks fizzled. Flags drooped. […]
Liberation Day
The System Built to Break Itself Imagine building a pressure cooker with no release valve.Now bolt it to the center of the global economy.Then slap on a party hat, call it “Liberation Day,” and light a match. 🎉 Welcome to July 9, 2025. Today was supposed to be the explosion.Instead, we got a damp tortilla […]
The People’s Sick Day
When Rest Becomes Revolution What Happens When Millions Say “No” to Work? Picture it: Millions of people wake up, look capitalism in the eye, and say, “Not today, Satan. I’m sick—and it’s not the flu, it’s you.” This is the glorious premise behind The People’s Sick Day—a grassroots movement bubbling up across TikTok, Facebook, and […]
The Mandatory Failure of the American Dream
How the One Big Beautiful Bill Clarified the Collapse That Was Always Coming This isn’t a wake-up call. We’re long past that. This is the 4:30 a.m. existential alarm that keeps ringing even after you’ve left the house, changed your name, and moved to a different state. The One Big Beautiful Bill didn’t break America. […]