Why Donald Trump Has a Star on the Walk of Fame (But Not a Nobel Peace Prize)
You Can Buy a Star. You Can’t Buy a Nobel. (Much to His Chagrin.) There’s a stretch of sidewalk in Hollywood where celebrity is paved into permanence—where stars are not born but bought. And there, nestled among legends and living punchlines, lies one Donald J. Trump. Immortalized in pink granite, gleaming like a MAGA fever […]
Tearin’ Down the House;
“Trump’s Ballroom Blitz: Bulldozing History During a Shutdown (Because Of Course He Is)” Trump’s East Wing Demolition Is Loud, Garish, and Perfectly Timed to the Collapse of Everything While federal workers go unpaid and the lights flicker off in government offices across the country, bulldozers are chewing through American history like it’s drywall on discount. […]
Thank You (Inflatable Nation)
A Pastoral Rant in Five Bounce-Filled Movements The world is on fire, and someone showed up dressed like a giant inflatable penis.Good.Not because it’s funny (though it is, deeply). Because when oppression becomes a theater of cruelty, resistance must become a circus of the surreal. When the powers-that-be put on pageants of brutality, we respond […]
From Lincoln to Trump:
How the GOP Went from Emancipation to “Maybe Books Are the Problem” It started like all great American disasters do: with a bunch of men in suits mistaking themselves for moral authorities while mostly protecting their real estate. Back in the powdered wig days—when you could own another human and still be called a “founding […]
The Silence They Refused
Pentagon Press Walkout and the Future of Truth At precisely 4:00 p.m. on October 15, 2025, the Pentagon’s press room became a vacuum. No shouting. No slammed doors. Just fifty journalists who refused to cosign a lie walking out of the most powerful building on Earth like it was a particularly repressive PTA meeting. They […]
Why Showing Up Matters
Even When the People in Power Don’t Give a Fuck I drove the half-hour through the golden aspens and granite of the Black Hills to attend my second ever protest in the Queen City of Spearfish. Fifty-seven years I’ve walked these streets, watched the railroad tracks hum, seen the seasons shift, and I’d only known […]
Is America Flirting with Fascism?
What Trump’s Playbook Shares with Hitler’s Rise The Comparison No One Wants — But Everyone Needs Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re reading this expecting a cartoonish “Trump is Hitler” tirade, go tweet into the void. This isn’t that. What we’re doing here is harder — and far more necessary. Because while the Holocaust […]
I Stumbled Onto an “Antifa” Monument in the Middle of Nowhere
And I’m Betting It’ll Matter a Lot This Saturday I was walking downtown—just wandering, trying not to think too hard. Past the courthouse. Past empty sidewalks. Past the coffee shop that doesn’t know whether it’s dying or waiting for the apocalypse. That’s when I saw something I never expected. A monument. Stone. Names etched solemnly. […]
Caribbean Boat Bombings, Vanishing Bodies, and the Classified Memo Trump Doesn’t Want You to See
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THIS Somewhere in the blur of screaming headlines and dopamine-scrolling, the United States started bombing boats in the Caribbean. No, seriously. Missiles. Explosions. Dead people. And not a whisper on the evening news. The Trump administration has launched a string of so-called “precision strikes” on vessels they claim were trafficking […]
🖖 America Isn’t Becoming the Borg — It’s Building a DIY Dictatorship Out of Star Trek’s Worst Empires
Romulan secrets. Cardassian cruelty. Ferengi capitalism on steroids. Resistance may not be futile, but it better show up soon. 🚨 Mild Nerd Warning: Yes, this article contains high concentrations of Star Trek. But this isn’t cosplay or trivia night — it’s political analysis wrapped in warp drive metaphors. Because Trek has always been a mirror, […]