Registration

🌞 It’s all Good!🌞

(An Exclusive, Limited-Time Offer… Technically)

Welcome to the “Not-a-Cult” Cult! 🎭

Are you exhausted by toxic positivity but not quite ready to surrender to existential despair?
Have you ever wished for a **community that embraces life’s chaos** with humor, camaraderie, and the occasional absurd ritual?

**Congratulations!** You’ve found The Cult of Brighter Days—where the balance between
laughing at existence and supporting each other through it is our *not-so-secret* formula for survival.

What’s in It for You? 🤩

(Besides a mild existential crisis, of course.)

✅ **A One-of-a-Kind Community— No forced cheerfulness, no crushing nihilism. Just people who get it.
📢 **Your Own Absurd Title—You choose. Will you be “The Duke of Doomscrolling”? “The Prophet of Snacks”?
🎮 **Gaming Servers & Chaos Nights— Play, laugh, maybe scream a little. We won’t judge.
💬 **Access to Our *Secret* Discord Server—Home to debates, memes, and probably at least one inside joke about ducks.
🤖 **Meet Our AI Overlords— Chat with Alice (who judges you) and George (who overthinks everything).
🤫 Secret Cult Servers – Oops. You weren’t supposed to know about that.
📬 **Exclusive Email Updates** – Only *mildly* chaotic. We promise.

Sounds Too Good to Be True? It’s Not. 🙃

But there are a few things you should know before signing up. (Yes, even in an absurd community, we have some rules.)

1️⃣ You’re Free to Come & Go

Sometimes, life gets overwhelming. If you need to take a break, no worries. There are no guilt trips or strange pressures involved. We’ll be here if you come back— or if you want to disappear into the void forever. Your call.*

*(and we will probably call too, like maybe a wellness check one, because we are here to support each other, aren’t we?)

2️⃣ The Only Rule? Don’t Be a Jerk.

We don’t have a 300-page rulebook, but here’s the deal:

🚫 No Toxicity, No Bigotry, No Ruining the Vibe—Keep it weird, keep it kind.
🎭 Sarcasm? Totally fine. Just don’t punch down.
🌀 Existential Ranting? Expected. That’s our thing.
❌ Bullying? Hard pass. Expect Tenant 5, no warnings

Check out our full guidelines (they’re fun, promise).

3️⃣ Legal Stuff Exists. Sorry.

Nobody loves reading privacy policies, but we *do* have one (and it’s worth skimming).
We won’t track your every move—we’re too busy contemplating existence, or watching “Gumball,” or doing the dishes (yech…) for that—but we *do* have disclaimers.

Find the fine print here.