Letâs Torch âAlligator Alcatrazâ MerchâMetaphorically (For Now).
đ Whatâs Going On?
Etsyâyes, the whimsical crochet-and-crystals Etsyâis currently allowing merchants to sell T-shirts and stickers that glorify literal migrant abuse. No, thatâs not an exaggeration.
These designs feature the phrase âAlligator Alcatrazââthe official name Trump and his cronies use for a real migrant detention site in the Florida Everglades. Thatâs right: theyâve branded human suffering like itâs a theme park for fascists. The site cages people in scorching, bug-ridden conditions with actual alligators nearby, because nothing says âfamily valuesâ like turning ICE into a crocodile tour.
This merch isnât parody. Itâs a souvenir from suffering. And Etsy is cashing in.
đĽ Letâs Talk About the Name
This isnât some twisted nickname from Redditâs darkest cornersâitâs the real name being tossed around with glee in far-right circles. Trump laughs about it. Supporters sell stickers about it.
And hereâs the part that should turn your blood into lava: Alcatraz was for mobsters and murderers. âAlligator Alcatrazâ is full of asylum seekers. Yes, some crossed the border without documentsâbut many walked up to legal ports of entry and asked for help. You know what you call people fleeing war, famine, and collapse? Refugees. Not punchlines.
No one leaves their home, risks cartels, deserts, and deportation for fun. These people arenât invadersâtheyâre survivors. And turning their trauma into novelty merch is not only gross, itâs institutionally violent.
Children led away in handcuffs are not MS-13. They are not criminals. They are not props in your political cosplay. They are human beingsâdeserving of empathy, not Etsy listings.
So when Etsy lets âAlligator Alcatrazâ gear stay up? Theyâre not just ignoring their own rules. Theyâre monetizing hate with glitter glue and font packs.
đ¨ Why It Matters
𧨠âAlligator Alcatrazâ is cruelty with a price tag.
This phrase isnât clever. Itâs a middle finger to basic humanity. It makes a joke out of real-life suffering and pretends that’s edgy. Itâs not. Itâs a hate crime in Helvetica.
đ Etsyâs Own Policy Says Nope.
From their Hateful Content Policy, Sections 4.1 and 4.2:
âWe prohibit content that promotes, supports, or glorifies hatred or violence toward protected groups.â
That includes:
- Immigration status
- Dehumanizing language
- Violent or degrading commentary
In other words: this merch violates every line of the damn thing. And Etsy? Theyâre just sitting there, ringing up the orders.
đ Etsy only acts when shamed into it.
They didnât pull Confederate flags, anti-Asian gear, or 9/11 joke shirts until public outcry made it too expensive not to. So here we are againâmaking noise, because silence keeps getting monetized.
đ Go See For Yourself
- Go to Etsy.com
- Search: âAlligator Alcatrazâ
- Use the filters to find shops like No Filter
Youâll find T-shirts, stickers, mugsâeach one a cheerful little billboard for xenophobia.
Weâre not targeting individual sellers. Weâre dragging the platform that lets this stay up like itâs just another quirky niche.
đ§° What You Can Do (Right Now)
đŠ Step 1: Report Listings
- Click on a listing
- Scroll to âReport this item to Etsyâ
- Select: âThis item doesnât meet Etsyâs policiesâ â âProhibited or uses prohibited materialsâ
- Paste this:
âThis item violates Etsyâs hate and violence policies. âAlligator Alcatrazâ refers to a real migrant detention site known for inhumane conditions. This merch promotes a violent, anti-immigrant agenda and makes light of human suffering. According to your own policy (Sections 4.1 and 4.2), this content should be removed immediately.â
Repeat for multiple listings. Every report counts.

đľ Step 2: Pause Your Etsy Spending
No justice? No shopping. Let your favorite shops know why.
đ˘ Step 3: Light Up Social Media
Use hashtags like:
- #NoSmallAct
- #BanAlligatorAlcatraz
- #EtsyProfitsFromHate
Tag @Etsy and @EtsyHelp. Screenshot the merch. Name the hypocrisy. Set the internet ablaze.
đ§ Why No Small Act Is Speaking Up
At No Small Act, they believe justice is built in everyday choices.
Thereâs no such thing as a âneutralâ platform when that platform enables cruelty.
âAlligator Alcatrazâ merch doesnât just fail the vibe checkâit fails the humanity check. It trades in trauma. It mocks real suffering. And it directly contradicts Etsyâs supposed values.
If Etsy wonât act on its own, we will make it impossible not to act.
Find out more about ways you can get involved in No Small Act at https://nosmallact.com/
đŁď¸ Final Word
This isnât cancel culture. This is care culture.
You donât get to profit from persecution and still call yourself a community marketplace.
đ§ź Letâs clean house.
đŁ Letâs shut it down.
â Letâs act like thereâs no such thing as a small act.
