But Does He Know the Requirements?
So. The president says he wants to go to Heaven.
Bless his heart. And by “bless” I mean: sweet mercy, this man really thinks he’s the hero.
There comes a moment—awkward, untelevised, maybe during a bad hair day—when even the most ego-bloated public figure glances at the cosmic scoreboard and wonders:
“…Am I good enough to get in?”
Not “good enough” like “held the door for someone once.”
We’re talking “used your power for actual good” kind of good.
The “didn’t treat human lives like political props” kind.
And unfortunately, our guy still thinks he’s nailing it.
Step 1: The Delusional Pre-Redemption Arc
Maybe it starts with a bad dream.
Or an old hymn at a campaign stop that hits too hard.
Suddenly, eternity’s knocking.
But instead of humility, what spills out is:
- “Nobody’s perfect.”
- “I’ve done some tremendous things.”
- “Look at all the people clapping for me!”
He’s not wrestling with guilt.
He’s just wondering if Heaven has a loyalty program.
He has no clue that if there is a point system, his negative balance would definitely be beyond hope
Step 2: Bargaining With God (Spoiler: Doesn’t Work)
Here comes the cosmic PR pitch:
- “I’ve said I’m sorry—kinda.”
- “Sure, people were hurt, but not on purpose.”
- “The Bible says judge not, right?”
The angels are double-checking their HR policies.
Because grace? It’s not a corporate sponsorship deal.
It’s not available in “Executive Platinum Hypocrisy” tier.
You don’t get to waltz through the pearly gates just because your staff wrote a decent speech and your base likes you.
Step 3: What Grace Actually Requires
Here’s what’s infuriating—and miraculous:
He could get in.
The gates are wide open.
Grace isn’t reserved for saints.
It’s made for screwups.
But.
You have to know you need it.
You have to see the harm you caused.
Feel the weight of it.
Own it.
And let it wreck you a little.
Because repentance isn’t a soundbite.
It’s a soul-level surrender.
Step 4: Redemption Means Change
Grace doesn’t mean “you’re fine the way you are.”
It means “you don’t have to stay this way.”
Real grace confronts.
Real grace convicts.
Real grace changes people.
If you want Heaven, you’ve got to stop hurting people.
And that only happens after you realize you are.
And right now?
This man’s still stuck in act one, wearing the costume of a hero while setting the stage on fire.
So Can He Get In?
Yes.
Absolutely.
But first?
He has to wake up.
To the damage.
To the lies.
To the lives crushed under policies wrapped in ego.
Until then, he’s not seeking Heaven.
He’s just looking for applause from the Almighty.
